Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
Moving day for @achievementhunt (x)
That’s the joke.
like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?
this isnt even an exaggeration
like at all
never ending list of flawless women; CAITI WARD.
"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
is there a Black Friday deal for college tuition or is that not a thing